Johnny Stones
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Tie-loathing adventurer, philanthropist & troublemaker, who believes in turning ideas into reality.

During Lunch At Work, I Ate 3 Plates Of Beans

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t)… When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded…

A Blonde Walks Into A Store To Buy A New Television

A blonde enters a shop intending to purchase a new TV. After selecting her ideal choice, she approaches the salesman and requests to buy it. The salesman refuses, implying she doesn’t truly know what she wants. Feeling discriminated against for…

A Teen Boy Confesses To His Priest And Walks Away A Winner

In certain faiths, confessing your sins to a priest is the norm when you’ve done wrong. Based on the nature and frequency of your misdeeds, you might be instructed to recite particular prayers or receive some form of penance believed…

He Saw Six Feet In Bed So His Wife Made Him Count Again

This joke begins humorously and improves towards the conclusion, particularly as the punchline is quite unexpected. It features a wife, her lover, and her husband who unexpectedly returns home while she is in bed with the other man. Continue reading…

A Man And A Woman Were Asleep Like Two Innocent Babies

A man and a woman were deeply asleep, their expressions as serene as two innocent infants. Unexpectedly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a resounding noise erupted from outside. Startled by the sudden clamor, the woman leapt from the bed…

Bob Came Home Drunk One Night

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. Suddenly, he found himself awakening before the gates of heaven, greeted by St. Peter himself. “You passed away in your sleep,…

70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband

A 70-year-old widow, seeking companionship, chose to pursue marriage again. She openly expressed her desire by placing a straightforward advertisement in the local newspaper: “Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good…

He Asked Her How Many Men She Had Been With. The Ending Is Hilarious

Common Questions in Relationships During any relationship, partners inevitably encounter specific questions that surface over time. These questions might explore hypothetical situations, such as how one would react if their partner faced a tragedy, or delve into deeper, more personal…