A wife asks her husband: “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
Taking a moment to reflect, the husband responds, “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires further, “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”
With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”
Continuing her line of questioning, the wife asks, “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”
The husband’s eyes meet hers, “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last along time, so I guess she would.”
A mischievous glint in her eye, the wife adds one final twist, “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”
Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed!”
